Being a Dick Won’t Make Yours Any Bigger - Funny

Add a splash of cheeky humor to your holiday outfit with the “Being a Dick Won’t Make Yours Any Bigger” Christmas sweatshirt! Featuring a sassy Santa design, this sweatshirt is perfect for those who love to mix sarcasm with their holiday spirit. With vibrant colors and bold graphics, this sweatshirt is sure to stand out at any holiday gathering, making it a perfect choice for those who appreciate a little edgy humor. Great for ugly sweatshirt parties or as a fun, unconventional gift for friends with a good sense of humor!

Because it’s handmade for you, these sweatshirts require 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.

Inches	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Front length (from H.P.S.)	25½	27	28½	29½	30½	31¼	32	32¾
1/2 Chest	19½	21	22½	24	25	26	27	28
Sleeve Length	25	26	27	28	29	30	30½	31

Centimeters	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Front length (from H.P.S.)	64.8	68.6	72.4	74.9	77.5	79.4	81.3	83.1
1/2 Chest	49.5	53.5	57.1	60.9	63.5	66	68.5	71
Sleeve Length	63.5	66	68.6	71.1	73.6	76.2	77.5	78.7